The Life & Times of Rio

So, I was cleaning my room today (a shock in itself) and I found this mysterious floppy disk with "Jenny's Stories" scribbled on the front in a handwriting that couldn't exceed 3rd grade. I was curious about what tales it could hold, so I promptly ran downstairs and popped it into my computer. Thoughts of "Could it be.. ? It couldn't," ran through my head as the disk loaded. The a:/ folder came up on the screen and it confirmed the almost hopeful thoughts that had been in the back of my mind. Oh yes, it was the Harry Potter fanfic I had never finished. And here it is in all of its glory.

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Harry Potter and Adventures Beyond
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Chapter 1: At the Dentist
Harry Potter was a non-normal boy living in a normal world. Harry Potter had powers that no non-magical person ( Muggle ) had. Harry Potter was a wizard.


“Ouch! “ said Weaver Strong after a long dentist appointment with the Grangers. “See Hermione, that’s how you pull a tooth out of Mr. Strong without magic.” Just then Harry came in with a large beefy man. “Hello, Mr.& Mrs. Granger.” Harry said. “Hermione, you know Uncle Vernon, you met him last summer.” “Yeah, so what’s the problem?” said Hermione with a ‘hope it’s something really bad’ tone in her voice. “Oh, it’s this really bad toothache he’s been dying to get looked at. He needed a professional really bad.” said Harry. Then he muttered “big baby” in Hermione’s ear. Hermione giggled then said, “ Mum, Dad lets get to work.” Harry went into the waiting room. After an hour of what seemed like drilling, Hermione came out with Uncle Vernon. “Ouch, it still hurts,” said Uncle Vernon. ”er……………we had a little problem to solve” Hermione said sounding worried. ”What Hermione is trying to say is she got a little un patient and used her wand,” said Hermione’s father. “Wait, how would a little non magic girl such as you have a real full powered wand?” said Uncle Vernon. “Well, sir I’m a witch”. Hermione said.” WHAT, I LET A MAGIC FAMILY GET INSIDE MY MOUTH AND THEY SET A WAND ON ME! DON’T YOU DARE THINK I’M GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!” spitted Uncle Vernon. ”Um sir, we weren’t expecting you to pay us.” Hermione’s father tried to explain, but Uncle Vernon cut in once again. ” I’m going to tell my wife,” Vernon said walking out with Harry “because she has a lawyer and he can sue you!”

Chapter 2: Some Guests
When they got home Uncle Vernon started to tell Aunt Petunia about the dentists and their little scum pile. Just then the doorbell rang, “Who is it?” called Uncle Vernon. ”It’s a surprise,” they said back. “Weirdoes these days” Uncle Vernon said just before opening the door to find 2 tall strangers with cooks’ white suits and tall hats. “And what do you think you’re doing on my property?” asked Vernon angrily, but just then Aunt Petunia sprinted toward the door “Vernon, don’t you know who these people are?” said Aunt Petunia excitedly as though her birthday had came early. ”No.” said Uncle Vernon dully. “Come on Vernon you watch the same shows I watch.” Aunt Petunia said. “Oh, this is that one goof who lost to an Iron Chef and wanted a rematch,” said Uncle Vernon pointing at one of cooks. “Er……….and this is the guy that always says ‘BAM’,” Uncle Vernon said finally catching on. “ Exactly, Bobby Flay and Emerald Lagasse,” said Aunt Petunia. ”So, what are you doing here?” Vernon said. “You won a contest where we come to your house and cook gourmet foods for you. ”said Bobby Flay. “We didn’t enter a contest did we Petunia? Petunia?” Uncle Vernon said. “Well, maybe I did b-b-but I wasn’t expecting to win.”
Aunt Petunia said her voice shaking a little from being so excited or really scared, Harry couldn’t tell which.

Chapter 3: MMMMMMMMMMM!
“So let’s get started,” said Bobby rubbing his hands together. “Let’s start with something simple. How does a lobster claw stuffed with shrimp sound,” Bobby said.
“Delectable”, said Aunt Petunia.
“Who would want to eat that rubbish!” yelled Uncle Vernon.
“I think it would be great”, said Harry dreamily.
“Well nobody cares what you think do they, boy”, said Uncle Vernon.
“No, Uncle Vernon,” said Harry.
“That’s Mr. Uncle Vernon to you,” he said.
Harry turned away and rolled his eyes. (So Uncle Vernon couldn’t see him.)
“Why don’t we start with dessert,” said Uncle Vernon.
“Does that sound good to everyone?” Asked Bobby Flay.
“Yes!” Said everyone at the same time.
“Well, what kind of fruit does everyone like with their chocolate?” Asked Emerald,” Let’s go around the room.”
“Well,” started Aunt Petunia, “Strawberries!”
“And what’s your name?” Asked Bobby.
“Petunia Dursley.”
“What a pretty name. Petunia,” said Emerald.
“Bananas,” said Harry.
“How would you ever know boy. You’ve never tried it!” Yelled Uncle Vernon.
“You’ve never tried it?!? Well, you have to try it now,” Emerald and Bobby.
“ Ingredients! Ingredients! Somebody get the ingredients!”
“ I will,” said Harry shyly, ”that is if nobody else wants to.”
“We have a taker!” Said Bobby.” Let’s see……….we’ll need chocolate syrup and bananas. To start off. Do you guys normally eat healthy?
“Can we say no?”
“Of course! I want you to tell me the truth!”
“Then no.”
“Where are the ingredients?”

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I'm sorry to leave you all hanging, but that's the end.